Reason #1. Because you DESERVE IT!! Repeat to self over and over. Slam fist on table for added emphasis.
Reason #6. You have an exceptionally good-looking husband, and he deserves an equally exceptionally attractive partner. Ever heard someone say, "They just don't match"? Yea...
Reason #13: You go to TJMaxx to shop for clothes and you get really frustrated because out of a 1387 square foot area, there's a 2 foot rack with clothes in your size. And 80% were made for Vestal Goodman. Don't know who Vestal Goodman is? I mean was. Google her. No offense Vestal. RIP.
Reason #28: It's HOT. And you have too much insulation. And when you go to the zoo and walk around in said heat you get blisters on your thighs.
Reason #65: You need a crane to lift yourself into your hubby's new truck.
Reason #82: You see cute little underwear in the store and you know if you were to put them on they would go to the Land of No Return.
Reason #103: You double chin is evolving to a triple.
Reason #141: You're tired of people asking you when your baby is due.
Reason #2736: People peer at your bridal portrait and ask, "Is that YOU?"
Reason #3041: You're starting to break furniture.
Reason #6200: You think of a new reason every day.
Did I mention I'm on a diet??